Old Bay beer: Formerly known as drunkenly sticking your crabs hands in your glass. It’s available now.

Old Bay beer: Formerly known as drunkenly sticking your crabs hands in your glass. It’s available now.

Old Bay. Beer. Soon.

(Flying Dog announces Dead Rise Summer Ale - brewed with Old Bay)
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Ozzy Osbourne has endorsed soda, a cellphone and even imitation butter spread. But one product the Prince of Darkness apparently does not approve of is Ozzy, the Belgian-style strong pale ale made by The Brewer’s Art.

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Ozzy Osbourne has endorsed soda, a cellphone and even imitation butter spread. But one product the Prince of Darkness apparently does not approve of is Ozzy, the Belgian-style strong pale ale made by The Brewer’s Art.

Nice. We like ours a little vintage, though

Nice. We like ours a little vintage, though

This guy knows what’s up. Just sayin’.
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This guy knows what’s up. Just sayin’.

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Mr. Boh’s thirsty for something richer, something warmer than a beer.
Submitted by Evan Siple for our spread in today’s b.

Mr. Boh’s thirsty for something richer, something warmer than a beer.

Submitted by Evan Siple for our spread in today’s b.

Only in Baltimore do sneakers become cup holders at the Preakness Stakes. (Lloyd Fox/Baltimore Sun)

Only in Baltimore do sneakers become cup holders at the Preakness Stakes. (Lloyd Fox/Baltimore Sun)

Safe!

Just practicing our umpire call. Slip and slide through a waterfall of beer at your own risk. 

Sun Preakness 2012 section

Eight? Great…

These revelers called their drinking device the “octopus.”

Sun Preakness 2012 section

Little strong

Shoulda used your re-rack.

Sun Preakness 2012 section

Win, place, go

Say what you will about the third guy. At least he didn’t fall down.

Sun Preakness 2012 section

Our time to shine

With that roses rodeo out of the way, the horse racing world, and the masses who pretend they’re a part of it three times a year, turn their collective attention to Baltimore. 

Just don’t let it go to your head. The paint on the Pimlico weather vane will hardly have dried by the time they’re all back to making “Wire” and Orioles jokes — though, we’re not sure the latter will land this year.